It was another beautiful day to get rediculously oiled up and lay out in the sun. We were waiting for some county workers to check out the house for earthquake damage, so we started shaking our asses to see if we could bring the house down. They finally came after we were super wet and slippery. They needed to check out the cracks around the house, so we bent over for them. They were as hard as their hats in seconds. We took them into the house to get a closer inspection of our cracks that needed immediate attention. It seemed like days that they were there working on our cracks. Thier cock caulk got all over us by the time they were done with our cracks.
